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does my playlist scare you away?

i love heavy metal!
that doesnt mean, however, that everyone else is a huge fan of it as well.
that also doesnt mean that everyone loves pop [i dont], hip-hop [i dont], dance [i dont].. so when you put a music player on your blog, which automatically plays your favorite songs, you should also keep in mind that your blog's visitors dont neccessarily have the same taste in music.
so as your readers/followers struggeling to find the pause button in the tiny colorful player, or clicking 100 times on the volume control to mute it.. maybe, just maybe, you should put a player that doesnt start automatically, or preferrably, dont put a player at all.

i decided to do the same, and chose heavy songs on purpose, some "softer" songs were added later because i sometimes go to my blog to listen to them. so as my playlist was horrible for some of you, you should know, i hated yours as well.
i'll be keeping my playlist for few more days just to torture you..

opinions?
i know that on some days i get visitors other than myself, so speak up bitches, even anonymouses are allowed :]

stardoll blogging 101

so you decided to make a blog about stardoll, fashion, friends, and crap. congrats.
after spending the whole afternoon banging your head thinking of a creative name for your blog, and asking the genius people on various popular clubs what you should be posting about.. you created it! woopi!

i decided to make a guide to stardoll blogging, because i dont want your poor innocent souls to be left behind in this tough world of crap blogging.

first thing you need is your own avatar. think of something that reflects your personality, the way you want people to know you.. your medoll. people will enjoy looking at that large horizontal picture of your gawjuss medoll [or if you're so full of yourself, make it a giant square]. your posts are pointless anyway, but they wont notice it, since their eyes will be focusing on that stunning avatar of yours.
to create your avatar, take a screenshot of your medoll, ask some kid to apply all of photoshop's effects on it. add to it a hair from idressup, 'since stardoll's hairstyles are shit'. add a background to it, and write in a very large font your stardoll-name all over it [you can write your name as many times as you want]. for the medoll's look, some people pick that 'seductive' lips, michael jackson's nose, and a huge distance between their eyebrows and eyes, and their lips located a little under the nose, to create that large jay leno's chin.

now, after you already got your avatar, why not letting people know about it? make a new post after every little change you add to that pic. their opinions matter. you dont want them to think you're ugly. the only problem is - you are your blog's only visitor. so you must whore yourself out in clubs, messages, guestbooks, msn,.. beg them to become followers of your blog, and to comment on every single post you make.

look for writes, the more the better. they can write crap too. like that introduction post, telling how excited they are to be a writer in your fabulous blog, and give their own opinions on the latest hotbuys or anything new in stardoll, even if you already have made posts about these things. this way you'll guarantee that your blog will be updated daily, with an average of 1 post every 2 hours.

gossip. oh people just like reading about it. you must spend all of your time in club animal lovers [rip?]. you must be there when all the drama begins. omg!!!1 CuPc@k3Z called pw1nsezz a fatty. how could she?! people have feelings!1 lyke omg shez so mean! every living person should be reporting her!!!!1

fashion. damn girlfriend, you know how to work that pink boots with the orage skinnies. you look so damn hawt in that outfit. you're a fashion guru and an inspiration to us all. please keep on making those 'how to wear' posts. you always know how to match the trousers, shirt, jacket, bag, shoes, necklace and even makeup!

fashion police. your style is amazing, a true fashionista. you must tell those lost souls where did their outfits failed. you're a true life savior. even if they're all wearing the same thing, someone forgot to add a purse. send her to the naughty corner for 10 minutes, to think about her fashion fails.

french. you cant be a fashionista and not speak french. you dont love that newly released [insert clothing brand] dress. you j'adore it [or however its spelled]. even if you dont speak the language, yôu must, at least, use frénch letters.

fueds. you must have a frenemy [a combination of the words friend+enemy]. you fight over stupid things, you post your version of whatever the fuck happened, and ask 10 other people to post about it in their blogs. your fellow writers must support you, and make hate posts about that evil 'friend'. 5 hours later you kiss and make up like nothing ever happened. then you go and ask people to stop saying bad things about your 'friend'. the next day you will also fight and make up a couple hours later. if people get tired of your crap, get another frenemy.

parties! guestbook parties are the shit. dont forget to post pictures of the people that showed up. and talk about the clothes they were wearing.

diary. aside of your very successful blog, and your 'elite' status, you must have a blog where you write personal things and thoughts. yep, your so down to earth your majesty.

apologize for not writing anything, 2 days straight, and promise to be more active from now on.


fuck it.
im going to sleep.

recent stardoll changes..

didn't it piss you that after writing a long message in someone's guestbook, when you clicked on the send button you found out that your message was cropped to fit that 250 chars limit? well, now you can see how many chars you have left while writing the message. and you can't continue after reaching the 250 limit. sweet! no more half-words at the end of the message. although i think it would have been better if we had a 1000+ chars limit.. but hey, you dont need 1000 chars to ryt lyk dis bbe.

and about the 'dollmail'.. nothing was wrong with it.. then they added the 'updates' section, so all the 'bitch thinks you just have to take a look at scenery: shit' and 'there is a new top spot topic in club bullshit' messages will be stored there, and ignored, until i get really bored and check them, few days later.
but there was one annoying thing, which got fixed just recently. when i went to write a message to someone, i couldn't edit it, i couldn't check for spelling mistakes, i couldn't scroll up and down the message, or click anywhere in it. i had to either delete everything until reaching that typo or just copy the whole thing to a text editor. but its fixed now. phew..!

i haven't checked the blogs recently, so im not updated about new attention seeking cunts, or new 'creative differences' [feuds], or any of that shit that sad stardoll addicts do on daily basis.... is this 'look' still popular? black/white eyeshadow of course, and not this one i just made..
those 'surprised' eyebrows, 'seductive' lips, michael jackson nose, jay leno chin... what the hell got this look so popular in the first place?



i mean, look at her, is she pissed at anyone? had she just farted in public? is she sad? 'wardrobe malfunction'? having a shit? what do you think she's doing? she scares the shit out of me. when i was in the plaza putting tons of horrible makeup on my poor dolly, my sister [who doesn't go on stardoll anymore] came by, she said 'ewwww!'. i agree with her.

the italian mafia?

roflmfao!!
XD